Earlier this week, Las Vegas Metro Police were called out on a suicidal man. After throwing rocks at the officers, he pulls out his cellphone, and since we know that cellphones are merely guns in disguise, the officers shot at him. I say at, because they apparently weren’t (thankfully) competent enough to hit him.
The news report from the local Fox station indicated the suicidal subject could be facing charges that include assault with a deadly weapon. Really? From a cellphone? By the way Metro–the ATF is still saying that there has never been a cellphone gun recovered in the United States. Cane and pen guns have, so you may have to watch grandpa.
Of course, the department doesn’t see a problem.
- Drop That… Cellphone, Or I’ll Shoot (personalliberty.com)